Hey, did you know that FOX News is the new "champagne room" in your national strip club? It is on "Hannity."
When "conservative" Sean Hannity starts following the Loofah King (Bill O'Reilly) in hosting and drooling over porn stars, you know that what's going on behind the scenes in his personal life isn't much than that of the O'Loofah Factor star.
Several readers informed me how disgusted they were that Vannity hosted and pimped his viewers on porn star Kim Kardashian, on his FOX News show, last night. Kardashian's sole claim to fame is that she produced and starred in a sex tape with rapper Ray J, in which they had anal sex. But, to me, that's no surprise because I learned long ago that while Sean Vannity professes conservatism, his personal life and values are anything but.
Meet Yet Another of Sean Hannity's "Great Americans" . . .
That's why it was no shocker to me that the vain and vapid Vannity gushed and drooled over this girl almost half his age who got everything she has--her reality TV shows, photo shoots, etc.--because she took her clothes off and did the nasty on camera, then sold it (and still is) for profit at her website, with marketing once reserved for New York's 42nd street and Times Square: "XXX Hardcore and Candid!" She sold the rights to the "film" for $1 million. (You can watch the very R-Rated preview here).
But instead of asking her why she starred in and directed a porn video, Vannity simply gushed over this porn bim, calling Kardashian "a role model," "gutsy," lauding her "counsel and advice," and telling her "you have a great head on your shoulders." Yes, Sean, we know with which head you were thinking, and it wasn't the one on your shoulders. Dude, get a room.
I guess "Fair and Balanced" these days refers to big rumps matching up with big boobs. No worries, though. Sean told us how virtuous this human disease incubator is because she doesn't drink. Thank Heaven for small favors.
Can't wait until Sean Vannity's daughter makes a porn tape with her rapper friend. That'll be the ultimate poetic justice, since he has no problem pimping this girl on America as a "role model." It's only fair if she's Sean's girl's role model, too.
Disgusting. If only Jenna Jameson had a reality show. Or maybe she doesn't need one. Someone call Vannity. I'm sure this deeply, morally committed conservative can find a drool bucket and a time slot for her on his show, too. What's that? Oh, it's the ghost of Linda Lovelace whispering that she wished she hadn't checked out so early. Who knew there'd come a day when "conservative commentators" would be pimping porn?
Read the full foreplay, er . . . transcript here.
By the way, it's no coincidence that, this morning on ABC hag-fest, "The View," Vannity's BFF and fellow vapid, faux-conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck also fawned and gushed over porn star Kardashian.
Maybe they can re-run this episode of "The View" to replace the episode from L.A. that Homeland Security had to ask ABC to destroy after airhead Hasselbeck disclosed the name and identity of a Federal Air Marshal on national television.
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Reader Steve:
Just another reason to hate that a-hole Sean Vannity. Tonight's announced guest is Kim Kardashian, a whore whose only claim to fame was to let a guy have anal sex with her in a porn flick (which I did not see).Yeh, I want to her her opinion on everything. As you say, puh-lease (sic)!
Reader Barry Popik:
Heard just now: "Kim Kardashian, tonight on Hannity!" ... Miss California was not available?
Nope. She's too busy working on new words and phrases, like "Opposite marriage".
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